i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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