and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Damn victory sex feels great
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
