does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I have fence marks all over my body
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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