it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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