I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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