im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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