Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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