I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just cut my nipple shaving
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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