you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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