I looked at my own cervix.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
19 Teachers Share the Funniest Items Brought to “Show and Tell”
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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