Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.