I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?