We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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