The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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