operation have a gay friend backfired
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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