We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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