So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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