dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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