fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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