FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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