i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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