And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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