So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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