can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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