connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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