To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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