I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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