left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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