She's JV to your varsity
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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