went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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