You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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