Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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