it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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