apparently the secret to your success is patron
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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