Having a random hookup so left but love u
tell your sister to shave her snatch
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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