do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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