Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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