Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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