At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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