me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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