dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Vodka?
Forever.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
