I must be too annoying 4 u.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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