why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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