I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Help. Why am I so naked?
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