I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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