If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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