Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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