This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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