We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's shark week go big or go home
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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