she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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