why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
How's work?
Spinning.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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