Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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