i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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