Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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