Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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