spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I love you. Go after that dick
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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